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Stalker Review: 1 x⭐- Would Not Repeat.

An In-depth Review of the Services Provided by my Stalker.

Michelle Steele
2 min readMar 20, 2021
Image source: Me #notsorry

So it turns out that I’ve been fired as a victim. My stalker abandoned me. What does one even do when their stalker announces “You can’t fire me, because I quit!

Is that even allowed?

I wasn’t forced to fire him after all. That’s Ok I guess… firing people makes me feel bad.

I’m beginning to wonder if I made a poor victim? Could his poor showing be my fault? Do I have to take some responsibility here? Was it *me* who let the side down? What are the responsibilities of an intended victim?

Perhaps I complained about the poor quality of service I was receiving a little too much or a little too publically. Maybe it was referring to him openly and repeatedly as a small-peenered-pillock that upset him? I did apologize for insulting his parents on account of them being siblings though so that one shouldn’t count against me.

I don’t think he used his best efforts on me though. It also turns out that he was stalking others at the same time. #rude. I was only one of his intended victims. I wasn’t even special to him. Either way, if he’s finally decided to leave me alone, I guess I’ll just accept it in good spirits.

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Michelle Steele
Michelle Steele

Written by Michelle Steele

Writing for the love of it. A puntastic atheist, an awful cook, an amateur scientist. A noob on Medium but an expert on Quora.

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