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It’s Time for Q-Anon to Admit it’s Actually Qa-nonsense.
I’ve been spitballing some new names and I think they should choose one of them.
Q-Anon is a discredited fruitloop conspiracy started by ‘Q’, an anonymous poster(s) who first started quite modestly in the depths of a 4-Chan message board.
It’s a Q-wagmire of Q-razy claims which include, (but aren’t limited to):
That the world is run by a cabal of Satan-worshiping paedophiles.
That this cabal includes top Democrats like President Joseph R. Biden Jr., Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and George Soros, as well as a number of entertainers and Hollywood celebrities like Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks and Ellen DeGeneres and religious figures including Pope Francis and the Dalai Lama.
Many of them also believe that, in addition to molesting children, members of this group kill and eat their victims to extract a life-extending chemical called adrenochrome.
According to QAnon lore, former President Donald J. Trump was recruited by top military generals to run for president in 2016 to break up this criminal conspiracy and bring its members to justice. Many of these cabal members will soon be arrested, the theory goes, and some will be imprisoned at Guantánamo Bay, while others will face…