A Complaint Letter to my Stalker.

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Dear, Stalker. (Heh — *deer stalker* #puns).

I’m writing to inform you that I’m exceptionally unhappy with your stalking services. If someone is going to stalk me, at a minimum, I expect them to at least spell ‘hate’ correctly. Setting up a hate group and misspelling ‘hate’ is an unforgivable error and is making your…

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Writing for the love of it. A puntastic atheist, an awful cook, an amateur scientist. A noob on Medium but an expert on Quora.

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Writing for the love of it. A puntastic atheist, an awful cook, an amateur scientist. A noob on Medium but an expert on Quora.

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